Ahh pizza. Is there anything you can’t do? Pizza can:

1. Satisfy hunger.
2. Satisfy the taste buds.
3. Cure the urge to eat pizza.
4. Carry as many flavors as you can fit on top of it.
5. Be reheated to taste even better.
6. Save starving Africans.
7. Arrive in 30 minutes.
8. Transform a gathering into a party.
9. Be delivered 24/7.
10. Save starving Indians.
11. Fuel the beings who build things like the Internet.
12. Be a generic flavor for anything at all.
13. Save starving Americans.
14. Be doubled-over to create a sandwich.
15. Be made from only three ingredients.
16. Preside over the United States and do a better job than the last guy.
17. Make me smile.
18. Help with geography.
19. Be turned into a pie.
20. Make a grown man drool.

And now, on with the pics!

Mmm Pizza. Probably God's long term goal when He decided to invent us.

That's right, I'm ready to be eaten.

Hands off - this one's for me.

Pizza, yes indeed!

I love the Italian Meat Lover's Pizza - and you?

So that’s the first five beautiful little pizzas. I really truely think that I could consume all five of them over the course of 12 hours. So now, for the other 12 hours.

This is a baby eating pizza. That's right, this monster will eat your baby.

A pizza with the lot. Survival chances in my vicinity: Zero.

Onions, olives, something else.. I would eat this only to put it out of it's misery. Yuck.

One of those fancy pizzas with nothing on it. What's the point?

Looks like it was made by a chef. A chef who cares little about taste.

So there we have it. A bunch of pizzas. Now I must eat. Enjoy!

        

This is supposed to be a pizza for a party of twenty or more grubby little kids but you know what? I would attempt to eat the entire thing. I think it would take me a day to complete this mission but.. look at the sucker, it would be like eating my way through heaven’s gates (and I might be seriously deceased by the end of it)

Giant party pizza

I think I spot a common three flavors there – hawaiian, supreme, and pepperoni. Not sure what the flavor on the left side is, could be vegetarian, and that’s what I’d have at a party. 

My God, I think I could manage to eat this in two hours, not an entire day. And, not only is the thing massive, it looks like they did a really good solid job with the toppings. I might have never seen a better looking hawaii or supreme section of a pie in my life.

Thanks Shakey’s for this monster.

Aww shucks I just had to post a closer image:

shakey's party pizza