Noe we’re getting fat and juicy. This beast weighs in at 4.5 pounds of beef, a lot of trim, and a lot, yes a LOT of flavor.

It’s available from Thurman’s Cafe in Columbia.

A massive 4.5 pound burger from Thurman's.

From what I understand, there’s a lot of beef in there, it looks like bacon too, a few different types of cheese, some kind of glazed onions or something, tomato, lettuce, and I can’t see any ketchup but there could be mayonnaise in there somewhere. The fries look great too.

This is the kind of thing which puts a great big smile on my face. Good job!

        

So, I know a lot of people think that eating at McDonald’s will make you fat, but it’s just not true. I must admit I find their food to be about as real as a ghost’s handshake, but many many people love to eat it.

But strangely, the whole world looks at fat people and thinks ‘McDonald’s’. But why, I got fat from drinking a carton beer every day. And here’s irrefutable video evidence that skinny and attractive young women eat at this world famous burger joint.

See? Now, I need to put on my McDonald’s eating hat and take a trip down to the local drive-thru. I’m going to get the standard: two Big Macs, two Cheeseburgers, and whatever special burger they have. I think it’s some kind of ribs sammich thing.