So, I know a lot of people think that eating at McDonald’s will make you fat, but it’s just not true. I must admit I find their food to be about as real as a ghost’s handshake, but many many people love to eat it.

But strangely, the whole world looks at fat people and thinks ‘McDonald’s’. But why, I got fat from drinking a carton beer every day. And here’s irrefutable video evidence that skinny and attractive young women eat at this world famous burger joint.

See? Now, I need to put on my McDonald’s eating hat and take a trip down to the local drive-thru. I’m going to get the standard: two Big Macs, two Cheeseburgers, and whatever special burger they have. I think it’s some kind of ribs sammich thing.