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Ode To Hamburger
March 17th, 2009 by Fatty McFats Guy

 

Scroll to the bottom to find out why hamburgers make me feel all warm and happy inside.

One of the better fast food burgers in the world.

One of the better fast food burgers in the world.

 

Quite a meaty burger. Not enough crap inside for me, though!

Quite a meaty burger. Not enough crap inside for me, though!

 

Another fast food burger. Fast, big, fatty goodness!

Another fast food burger. Fast, big, fatty goodness!

 

That looks like a mustard relish on the upper bun. Nice..!

That looks like a mustard relish on the upper bun. Nice..!

 

This looks like it could be the star of the post.

This looks like it could be the star of the post.

Ok ok, I have to pause for a moment here and just comment on how utterly AMAZING this burger looks. I see beef, cheese, ketchup, bacon, lettuce, onion, pickle… tomato.. The ideal burger combination, by the way! Bbut look at the bacon, it’s exploding out of the bun, and that is how I like it. I like my burgers to squish out the sides, rather than stack up. And this one has almost perfect proportions. Nice!

 

Fast food burger again, with a heavenly glisten to it.

Fast food burger again, with a heavenly glisten to it.

Too much beef, perhaps? NO! :)

Too much beef, perhaps? NO! :)

 

A nice stacker, not too high, not too light.. About right.

A nice stacker, not too high, not too light.. About right.

 

Not bad, not bad. I like the jalepenos but its a pitty it doesnt have a real bun.

Not bad, not bad. I like the jalepenos but it's a pitty it doesn't have a real bun.

 

You just KNOW this is going all over your face, belly, and chest.

You just KNOW this is going all over your face, belly, and chest.

Hamburgers:

  1. Are delicious
  2. Come in many shapes and forms
  3. Can contain any meat which exists in the world.
  4. Can contain no meat and still be delicious.
  5. Are basically just a sandwich – and sandwiches are healthy!
  6. Were so popular they had a city named after them in Germany (Hamburg).
  7. Have been sold more than 10,000,000,000 times across the globe as a single meal.
  8. Contain only the healthy food groups.
  9. Were originally invented as a meat storage device.
  10. Never taste bad.
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