Have you done Mel? Mega Mel is the burger from Mel’s Country Cafe in Tomball, Texas. It is not just an ordinary burger, it’s not even an amazing burger, it is the King of Tomball, and, while there’s a lot and I mean a LOT of my kind of food in Texas, this is right up the top of the list for the most enjoyable.

The burger is available to any who order it, but the special people like me go for the chance to get our name on the wall. To do this, you have to eat the thing within two hours, and I mean everything. Not a scrap can be left on your plate.

The burger contains:

• 1.5 pounds of freshly ground beef
• 1 pound of bacon
• a quarter pound of American cheese
• as much lettuce, tomatos, pickles, and onions as they can manage to stuff inside.

Check out these happy campers:

The Mega Mel Burger

This Mega Mel Burger looks a little top heavy

Mega Mel - enough to feed a classroom.

Even Emo kids like Mega Mel.

Well there you have it.

This is the most sumptuous burger I have ever had. The lettuce and tomato really help, because the other part of the burger is really heavy and gooey, and from time to time it’s nice to refresh the palette with some vegetable matter.

I literally just ate a pizza, but right now I am feeling so so so hungry for a burger. Any burger! I must have that fat juicy flame grilled goodness…