Finally Tom Cruise has started dropping some pounds. He’s still looking rather hefty, but it’s good to see that his scientological diet has made some difference:

Tom Cruise used to be twice the size. Now he's slimming down for his new role in 'Glaak: Alien Dancer'.

BBW I think they call it in the erm.. adult industry (not that I’d know.. ) It refers to great big gelatenous women with more rolls than a bag of burgers – and for many people, they are extremely attractive.

So you see, ladies, being fat as hell is not something to be ashamed of, and you should carry on eating, growing, and expanding along with the universe, because damnit, you’re beautiful!

A big, beautiful woman consuming fried chicken...

Right well have a snack, open the gullet, and stick some more calories down your throat, you sexy babe!

And now she goes for a tiny little burger. C'mon darling you can eat more than that..!

More…!

More from KFC. This time it's the taters and gravy - and of course, the DIET coke.

Beautiful woman!

And here’s the result:

Good job! You broke the scales, which, incidentally, go up to 200 kilograms.

So you see? You can be as big as you want, ladies. Not even the scales are going to tell you you’re fat. 

Relax, order your dinner, and by golly, enjoy it!