Well, here they are, your photos from around the States depicting your American Lunch and, in some cases, you.

I don’t have space to publish all the photos I’ve received but here are the ones sent to me which you’ve given me permission to put on the site.

The theme, of course, is American Lunch, and by this we mean U.S.A. – a later feature will deal with the wonders of South American cuisine.

What I wanted sent in was photos of true American lunch. That is, not just whatever crap you are currently eating, but your idea of what a typical midday meal would be in U.S.A. Something ‘traditional’ and showing a bit of our culture.

Seems like it’s mostly burgers, and by golly, I think that’s absolutely wonderful.

The pics..!

Hot dog, diet coke, and Freedom Fries

Chilli Dog. And a mighty fine one, at that!

Coleslaw, Hamburger, and Fries. Looks a delightful snack!

The almost quintessential American lunch - Thick beef burger, Coke, and Fries.

Hot dog for the grown-up, sandwiches for the kiddies.

A big ole' plate of Freedom Fries and Ketchup.

Albeit this is a bit more 'upmarket' but it's still burger and fries.

And .. winner winner, chicken dinner! Well, not chicken, but Mexican tacos, soft, and steak, fries, ketchup, .. hang on … ketchup on a taco? I like it!

Lovely. The Tacos look great too! Plus, steak, fries... This is by far my favorite photo.

Unidentifiable. Potatoes, gravy, some kind of cheese sauce, and .. ketchup?

Your in-flight meal today is.. burger, and corn chips..!

A homemade ground beef sammich

Family cafeteria lunch. Mashed potatos, sausages, and .. stuff.

McDonald's chicken burger - lunch for millions of people every day.

Yes, it's burger and coke again.

McDonald's mystery bag and coke.

Kiddy burgers on vacation make everyone happy.

Nice girls, big mouths, big burgers. I love it!

Looks like pork chop, fries, and salad bits.

A proper sit-down meal. It seems to be assorted stews or curries with rice.

A thickshake for a Big Beautiful Woman

        

Yes that’s right. After reading a few posts and looking at a few images on McFats.com, Barack Obama himself has decided to reach out and embrace the delicious side of food. 

Barack Obama has decided to stuff some hamburgers into his face.

That’s right, folk. McFats.com is now famous for persuading the president of the United States to eat a hamburger.

And, Fatguy himself was there to get the photo.

Even Barack Obama eats burgers. You should too.

        

It’s quite nice to see attractive women doing things. Doing anything. Whatever an attractive woman does, it is attractive, maybe even sexy. 

I find it to be something thrilling to see girls eating things. Especially young women. I don’t know why, perhaps I am some kind of pervert (when it comes to food, I most certainly am). 

I like to see girls eating because to me, it is healthy and good to eat. Many girls think they are models, and refuse to put any calories into their bodies and I think it’s wrong.

So, without further ado, here’s some pics of girls eating things.

Thanks to gettyimages for letting me steal them. Please visit their website if you want to purchase or view huge copies of any of these pics.

A woman eating a biscuit

A girl eating some bread with stuff on it

A blonde woman eating cake

A cute little girl popping a cherry into her mouth

A girl biting into a donut

A cute girl eating a slice of pizza

A slim girl eating green salad with a fork

A girl attacking a cream cake

A girl biting into a strawberry

Toffee apples - remember them?

Stuffing it in her mouth

It's the look of desire, isn't it?

Three friends. Three icecreams.

I don't think she's actually eating it.

Great teeth!

She's licked it. Love this photo. Great smile.

Remember, folk, gettyimages is your resource for photos like this. Go there and find more. 

And, ladies, girls, women, remember to keep eating!

        

I love fat women, I don’t see any reason to call them ‘plump’ or ‘large’ or anything patronizing like that. They are fat. I’m fat. So what? It’s a true description, nothing to be offended about .. and it’s very very beautiful sometimes!

Here’s a lovely woman:

I have to be honest with you, ladies, you can eat as much as you want, be as big as you want, and I will still love you – as long as you love yourself!

        

Just because it’s still nice to see cute girls eating food. She looks like she’s having trouble comprehending the situation, and I’m sure that if she manages to cut it, she will freak out at the pinkness in the middle. 

But, I bow to her just for trying.

Tiny girl with a HUGE, raw steak.

        

Yes again there’s a nice photo of a girl biting into a juicy steak. Am I revealing something about my darker, hidden fantasies here or what? I don’t know, I usually drool when I see someone eating something delicious, but in this case, I want to wink and grin and pat this kid on the back.

Well done, blond girl, for rejecting society’s trend towards girls eating either nothing, or nothing but fast food. 

Girls should eat more steak, they have a distinct need for a steady iron intake, and beef steak is one of the richest sources. 

Chomp chomp - girls should eat more steak!

Again let me say that ladies, you should be following this example and eating more steak. This is some healthy advice from your friend Fat Phil.

        

Well, I am overweight. I am morbidly obese, in fact. 

Society these days is all about worshipping the skinny, bone-thin supermodels and ripped actors. So for me it is a daily struggle to be the food-worshipper that I am. Because, well, I have to waddle through life being the center of attraction (no gravitational pun intended) due to my massive size, rather than my good looks. 

And if I go food shopping, which I do, each week, it is a matter of pushing two shopping carts around with me, and a two-hour trip around the supermarket because damnit, I am slow. 

I spend hundreds of dollars per week on food – and you know what, I love it! I love to eat rubbish foods and pollute my body, it is just the way I am. I know I should eat a small bowl of rice rather than a bucket of deep-fried chicken – but you know what? Food makes me feel better.

If I’m hungry, sad, depressed, the spices, the oil, the fat, the tender salty meat goodness contained in a bucket of K.F.C. is like a little comfort pillow to me. It gives me a moment of pure bliss, while I cover my face in fats and shove the meat into my mouth. I used to crunch up the bones to get as much out of the meal as possible – but now I just buy two meals. 

Well, I’m a fat bugger. It’s true. I will have heart problems and health problems (I already do) – but this is me. The food is available, and I want it. And, I can get it. It’s simple. 

But being massively overweight in today’s society is actually not quite as horrible as one might think. For example there’s a hell of a lot of fat people here in Texas, I’m more like the ‘fat guy’ of the fat people. There’s probably some support groups out there, and I do chat on IRC with other heffers like myself (mostly about food), so that also helps. There’s plenty of us, there really are. And all we have to conquor is the stares and occasional giggles and comments. But yes, I am aware that my ass requires three bus seats, and that I ought to cart my belly around in a wheelbarrow – and I am happy to be this way. Well, strictly speaking I’d rather be a muscular twenty-year old, but I’m me, in whatever shape or form.

I have plenty to contribute to society. Now in this communication age, I don’t need to meet anyone face-to-face if I don’t want to. I can be myself, my ideas, I can add my brain’s computational power to the world despite having manboobs the size of a hock of ham. 

So, if you’re like me, a great big fat lump of stored energy, then rejoice! We’re living in the right era for people like us – and we’re a dying breed. A health revolution will hit the country soon and we’ll be long forgotten…