And by golly it was surprisingly delicious. It was so rich and meaty that I am baffled as to why we eat cow after discovering this pacific island continent. I mean, really. Kangaroo meat is high in iron, very high in lean protein, low in fat, and really really delicious. It’s like eating a punch in the face made by an entire herd of cows it’s so meaty. 

It can also reliably be eaten raw, and *cough* I tried this. It was gruesome. Don’t do it. I felt like I’d been taken back fify thousand years into a cave on the side of an antelope plain. I felt like tearing into it and smearing blood on my lapel. It was a manly, muscle-ripping, fang-growing experience. My lovely wife took some photos of me and I have hurridly deleted them. 

So back to the Kangaroo steak. Here have a look:

Kangaroo steak. And potatoes.

It could’ve been a little less cooked, I like my meat rather raw, but it was tender, and juicy. I will truly never forget this experience.

And, I will be looking to cooking my own kangaroo steaks in the future, although they’re a bit pricy. They cook just like ordinary steaks, I hear. I didn’t get to speak with the chef this time but the waiter seemed to think they’re like a miraculous cow steak – and I agree.

        

But, I bow to her just for trying.

Tiny girl with a HUGE, raw steak.

        

Well done, blond girl, for rejecting society’s trend towards girls eating either nothing, or nothing but fast food. 

Girls should eat more steak, they have a distinct need for a steady iron intake, and beef steak is one of the richest sources. 

Chomp chomp - girls should eat more steak!

Again let me say that ladies, you should be following this example and eating more steak. This is some healthy advice from your friend Fat Phil.

        

So here’s a photo of a girl tackling a really large steak – and in case you’re wondering – yes she did finish it all.

Grr - the steak is no match for this girl

So again, while this healthy young woman digs into this giant steak, I must point out my confusion here – what is more appealing, the steak, or the woman?