Oh Ladies and Gentry, have I got a treat for you. Here’s ten of the greasiest foods I could find. And I know they’re not the greasiest in the world, in fact, I am sure they’re not. But they have this combination of greasiness, and downright deliciousness that I find irresistable.

Remember kiddies, greasy food is good for you! It helps your arteries to stay in shape, and keeps your bodily processes going. And, fat people are beautiful!

On with the pics!

Greasy food - Burger King. Are you shocked?

Oh Pizza. Thou art a greasy pal.

The humble burger. Grease is what makes it GOOD.

Assorted deep fried delights.

There's a hotdog in there somewhere..

It doesn't matter what it is. It's glistening with grease and therefore - Delicious!

Not so bad, really.

Deep fried balls of fat. What?

I don't know what it is, but I know it tastes GOOOOOOD.

I know, it's not very greasy. But.. I would still stick my head in there and eat everything.

        

Fried Chicken is one of life’s great pleasures. It’s a simple, yet royal, and yet so common food which never fails to satisfy. When a real hit of hunger strikes you, be it on a cold winter’s day or a warm summer afternoon, fried chicken, hot or cold, spicy or savoury, salty or sweet, can be the perfect food.

I’m mostly a fan of crunchy spicy fried chicken, and sometimes the more monosodium glutamate (MSG), the better! Secret herbs and spices are something I go for too, but I never eat KFC cold. It is a sacrilege not to finish the entire bucket while it’s warm. 

A word on reheating fried chicken – don’t.

Fried chicken at a Thai restaurant. Looks like KFC, no?

Fried chicken, asian style, at an American Fried Chicken

Observing the two images above, isn’t it interesting how the restaurants try to cater for the opposite market..

Crispy fried bird

Homemade fried chicken. Note the burning where the batter came free during cooking.

No sauce, so no, it's not heaven.

That wraps it up for the five fried chicken posts. Hope you visit your local K.F.C. outlet soon!