It’s been far too long since I’ve had a good chocolate cake. In fact, I might say I have never had a good one. Or they’ve all been good. Yet, I am not satisfied. I want more! I want to continue my quest to find the juiciest, chocolatiest, warmest chocolate mud cake to drown myself in

But what’s your favorite chocolate cake? Tell me and I’ll travel ANYWHERE to experience it! Life is for living! Enjoy the cake!

Chocolate and orange go together suspiciously well. Especially in a cake.

Red wine, golden syrup, chocolate sauce, chocolate cake… shut up and take my money!

WordPress suggests ‘The Mona Lisa’ as a caption. I kinda agree. Very sexy cake.

If it was served on a chocolate plate, this could be the complete coco experience.

Why am I writing captions instead of EATING THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW!

The spoon makes it elegant. But would YOU use a spoon? Not I!

Warm. Soft. Mud cake. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the pinnacle of chocolate cake. Oh my.

Sorry to cut this short I have heaps more pics but oh god I need a chocolate cake fix right now… going to just spoon some cake mixture into my mouth and wash it down with hot cocoa…

There’s always been something incredibly sensual about  ladies eating food – especially when they are eating something they love.

Mostly, that is cake.

So here’s a tribute to the wonderful girls who are not afraid to indulge in cake. And remember everyone – Good food is fat food!

Inspired and somewhat horny from all the sugar and chicken ovaries.

Fight for the cake! The winner gets diabetes. But also my heart.

The classic obese woman indulging. This woman is in ecstasy!

Sassy Thomas if you don’t know is just one of my mistresses.

The wedding cake. Can you say ‘love’ any more perfectly than this?

Sneakily eating a burger instead of cake. She’s on a diet, folks!

The Temptation Of Julia. Almost erotica right here!!

And thus this little gallery concludes. If you aren’t hankering for some cakering right now then stick with me and I’ll make a post to get you drooling shortly.

Ahh look at this delicious and might I add, arty-farty icecream cake. I am not generally a big fan of the sweet stuff but this does look fantastic.

Who wants a slice?

A rose-shaped icecream cake!

Kristen Cavallari took me out on a date a while ago and I managed to get her to pose in front of my dessert. 

Kristen Cavallari Eats Healthy - You Can Too!

That’s right, it is not hers it’s mine – she ate a plate of steamed greens with a splash of vinegrette on it and that’s all.

Eat healthy, ladies – and you too could look like Kristen.

Now, about the delicious little cakes in front of her – well they were actually really too much for me to handle, I had eaten my way through two gigantic steaks, a caesar salad, some kind of octopus soup, and a cheese plate.