Before you all begin to jump up and down with rage claiming that the Sloppy Joe is a classic which doesn’t need to be messed with – let me just say this – I know.
Nevertheless there exists the Sloppy Jane – Is it Joe’s slightly wobbly little sister, or perhaps a slightly slimmer feminine side which only comes out after a bottle of absinthe?
Either way the Sloppy Jane is not something to be trifled with. It can actually be a fairly decent meal in it’s own way. Even though eating it feels like you are on some kind of diet or the chef forgot how to make a proper Sloppy Joe.
The Sloppy Jane is like fat-free milk. It could possibly take the place of real milk but you will always feel like you’re missing something when you drink it.
But here are some nice photos taken of Sloppy Janes at various locations around the country.
The Sloppy Jane in its natural environment. Summer salad and clean plate. Feminine. Definitely.
A slightly more manly Sloppy Jane. This one has some potato wedges at least. Were they fried in duck fat? I hope so.
No. No, sorry. Your efforts to masculate this thing were valiant, however simply piling more Jane onto it is actually increasing the amount of Jane. Sorry.
This one is like one of those famous celebrities who we all know is gay but who keeps trying to show the public otherwise…
I’d definitely eat this one. But then I’d order a 10×10 with bacon for desert I think.
That looks too much like pickled pumpkin for my liking. If it actually is, I am never ordering one of these bastards again.
Sloppy Jane’s Pair. Nice Pair.
I know I would enjoy it but why can’t there be bacon and hot sauce and maybe a bit of habanero inside? Please?
So that’s it. What do you think? Nice food? Did the photos look OK to you or were some of them low quality?